Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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