i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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