Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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