Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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