rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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