Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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