He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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