I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I have fence marks all over my body
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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