first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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