As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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