dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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