It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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