One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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