Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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