I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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