you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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