is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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