Do you still have your period?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
