best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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