Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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