You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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