I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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