oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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