Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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