Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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