Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
