THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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