Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She said her name was "party"
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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