Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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