I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
accomplished twins. life is a go
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize