Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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