I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I can't turn off my feet"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He shit in the fireplace
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
