So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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