Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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