No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
