never play flip cup with pint glasses
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize