New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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