I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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