ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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