We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
