is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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