i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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