brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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