This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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