i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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