new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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