he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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