Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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