Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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