this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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