carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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