there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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