I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
