I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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