I want to stick my p in your. b.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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