it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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