talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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