It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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