i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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