Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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